| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer. We have breaking news. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The International History Bee |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Bowl competition is coming to |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | our city of Shanghai, China. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It takes place on 16th April. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I see. But surely |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | NAIS will not attend. It is a Sunday. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | NAIS will be ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ... sending 25 of their finest Historians |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | in the Varisty, JV and Middle divisions. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who prefer Geography leave the room now - Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is an outrage! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who does Mr. Guiney think he is? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He'll be asking Shahana to captain the Varsity team. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If she knows her History like her Harry Potter we're in big trouble! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | She even knows Hedwig was named after Goebbels' daughter. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And she'd be ably supported, Mein Gott. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They'll be bringing Chen. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The. Eric. Chen. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer Eric knows little Korean History. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then we will fill the quiz with Korean questions. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But they have Michelle and Eunice ... and ... Fil ... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fillipo? Surely they're not allowed to bring future History undergraduates? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I will fill the quiz |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | with Stalin and Reggie Kray questions |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to annoy Arseniy and Paul. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 'Be ambitious'? I'll show them ambitious. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | No-one is more ambitious than me !!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Not even those three Junior Varsity players who have been preparing all year for this. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Captain Niranjan has been top of the CCA table all year |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and Aaron and Ali will no doubt be fantastic because they know the layout of the 4 quarters so well. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Worse still are the people they might bring in the Middle Competition. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | In Team A they could have Captain Arya, Alejandro. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Olivia, Yvonne, and |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | that genius ... Kaiyao. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Kaiyao should be sitting on his sofa stuffing his face with Easter eggs and chocolate. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Not trying to be the best in Shanghai in History! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And what about NAIS B? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Captain Lilian, Danny, Ehsaan, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Phoebe, Anya, and Jai! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay Hannah - Anya will make sure Jai behaves! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And the worst of them all. NAIS C: |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Jisu - the little organiser, and Kathy, Lindsey, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Louise, James, and Ben. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They will be real contenders to bring home the trophy. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Yes it is clear these five NAIS teams are going to be a handful. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Our only real hope now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | is that they don't bother to learn the answers in the pack. |
