| 00:00 - 00:03 | This summer there will be many festivals |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and camps to go to |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | all around the countryside |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Electric Picnic, Monsters of Rock, Glastonbury |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And there are lots of smaller festivals in lovely places to camp |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am not interested in those, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I have a ticket to the Earthsong Camp |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | sadly |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sadly we couldnt get you a ticket |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The camp sold out in no time |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out but those who said they would get me a ticket |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I cant believe it |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | you promised me a ticket |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have spent a fortune on a new yurt, a bloody fortune |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I wanted to go to Heartsong, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | to sing harmonies, and yodel |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I dont care that they don't allow lager drinking |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I have waterproof trousers and new wooly socks |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I wanted to camp in a circle with all those nice people |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | might it be better if you went to Monsters of Rock instead? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I am sick of all the booze and grunge music, I wanted something family friendly |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | leader, why not go to the Electric Picnic? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I cant bear the Picnic, its just not for me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am so disapointed |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I have been trying to go to Earthsong for years and years |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I hear family constellations is very good |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Apparently it helps to work through issues |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have bought a new kettle |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | stainless steel, not bloody aluminium |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I need to learn N.V.C. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I want to do the circle dances, and hold hands in a circle |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I want to learn the djembe drums |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and feel those heartbeats |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I might have even got to play the Djun Djuns |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | firelighters |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I bought boxes and boxes of firelighters for the camp fire |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and I have been learning camp fire songs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I have learnt 3 new chords on my guitar |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And now I cant go, but I bet you all got tickets |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I wanted to teach laughter Yoga in the fringe slot |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | dont worry, you can camp in my circle |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose there is always next year |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I heard the game 'king of the jungle' is very good |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and Listening from the Heart |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I am a bit fed up |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I would love to hear the Gong bath, and learn to do mixed gender bellydances |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I have a lovey sarong I wanted to wear |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | in the Super Savage Sauna. |
