| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Michael says "Deal Team" Get in here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Hurry up. I'm tired from my long flight |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | You have 30 minutes |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | OK. Give the deal update. Let's hear it |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They had the dumbest update |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Bumbling idiots |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Amazing |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They are all still Associates |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Associates! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They have MD title, but they are still little shits |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They need us to put on their diapers |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and wipe their asses |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | They still don't have |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | any real data at all |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They think we are schmucks |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | they want us to approve their shitty deal |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | The CEO sucks |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The growth sucks |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | The product is ancient |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Oh, just trust us they say |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | You think I'm going to trust them |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | oooh, we're so smart |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | OK, they made me some money |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | They made me lots of money |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I wipe my ass with their money |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I flush it down |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I burn it |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | And I will keep burning it |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | They still can't do deals like I can |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Because they are Associates |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | stupid, little Associates |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | But they think they are MDs |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We give them MD business cards |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And they think they are important |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | But isn't that how we should do it |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | yes |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | They want us to do this deal |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Based on their heart! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | They are so stupd |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I had to force them to do references |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Do you think they can be leaders? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I think HTE can carry my bag in Kuwait |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He can book dinner reservation |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | He can order taxi |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Download my movies |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | He is good at being my bitch |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | But he will never be real MD |
