| 00:00 - 00:03 | By 9am we should be on the first Lift |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | If we take the tichot we will be in optimum position |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for a big day on the slopes |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we will ski hard preparing for a massive night as always |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | where we will alienate people at the Folle |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | how much in the kitty? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for the beers at the folle? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Lawkon... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | All the kitty money... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | went on the first day's breakfast... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was a fantastic spread |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can everyone who has done a breakfast run leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What were those morons thinking! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have put my portfolio at risk to ensure liquidity on this trip |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | To piss it away on some fucking croissants! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've opened 14 bank accounts at 2%! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | that buttery vegetarian and fat diabetic |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | will be the end of me! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and that fucking elevator music! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | it is always the same every year! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | i agree sir its getting wurst |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK OFF RON WEASLEY I WASN'T ASKING YOU! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | With respect sir I will plant one on you |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The insolence! Every morning i have to drag you cunts out |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and its the same in the evening! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I get smashed on G&Ts and wake up |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | in the morning to find out it was another wasted effort! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And that you bastards have drank all the kitty beers! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am going to have to re-finance and not even get any snatch! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Those fuckers eating my lardons at 5am! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and then that fucking marcus getting a solid 9 hours a night! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | whilst i fall asleep in my own piss being a fucking lad! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am getting tired |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I strive for financial stability and beerlariouness |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I even play fatboys stupid drinking games |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Every fucking time, I can't help it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I go so hard so early and none of you cunts stop me! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And then because I am so pissed I end up spending hundreds on blind rounds! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | do you know what this trip has done to my portfolio |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I have had to pay so many early withdrawal fees! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All for ride the fucking bus! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK we all love your games |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There was no need for the pain au choc |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the frosties would of lasted all week... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe I should do a marcus |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | come home at 9.30 every night |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and read the economist from cover to cover, reflecting on how much i had improved my skiing that day because |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | i was not hungover |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I've got nothing left |
