| 00:00 - 00:03 | Phish summer tour is announced! They will do Chicago, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Dayton, Pittsburgh, and off course... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | New York, where they will be doing a Baker Dozen |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Thats a 13 nights run. All happening inside Madison Square Garden. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and with this, they will 1up Billy Joel! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Seriously, that´s just ridiculous. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And who can afford it? Im glad Im seeing them this fall. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There will be no fall tour this year. Its Kangfirmed. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say they will try to do things differently from now on. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who didn't join me to Big Cypress, Gorge or Dicks, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What happened to the tour this fall?!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I´ve already booked my vacation to this fall!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And I just told my boss that I was able to work on Labour Day weekend so I could do a Halloween run! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fuck this! "Bakers Dozen in Madison Square Garden!´´ |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | To be trapped inside the MSG for two weeks |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | In the summer! Trapped inside, the MSG! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Of all the beautiful outdoor arenas in the country, they decide |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | to do 13 nights indoor! In the same city! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, I belive there will be no reprises! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How the FUCK can there be no reprises!!?? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, 13 albums, one each night |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And where the fuck is the excitement in setlists like that! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It is not fair! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I bet this is Troys idea! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Its the worst idea since the Chicago Harpua in 2013! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I spend all my god damn money following these guys! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I stuck up for Trey from the very first second they announced him to do GD50! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | "He is not Jerry", they said! I know, there was only one Jerry! but there´s also only one Trey! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And now they leave me hanging on the west coast! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Have any of you been to MSG, its filthy!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was so stoked for this fall! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Which album should they do for Halloween? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I blacked out during last years during Ziggy Stardust! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I feal betrayed. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What kind of jamband visits 4 cities during the entire summer tour!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swear to God, Umphrey´s is doing like 100 shows a year! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will have a hard time just paying for the webcasts. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Its like 30 bucks times 13, 3-400, I dont know! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And last weekend, I spent half of that on the fucking Big Boat bundle! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK, "Blaze On" is decent.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I feel like the time I crawled up to the rails.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Only to discover, that I was out of molly. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And then... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ..I got "Lined" during the encore. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I was even rocking a t-shirt that said "When Page get up, I get down" |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I was hoping he would see it, and play "Frankenstein" |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Someone send me a link to the Twiddle tour dates. |
