| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Ryan goes to Trump and he's like: Listen Muchacho |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we need to repeal and replace ObamaCare |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | "repeal and replace" that's what he said |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | They've been talking about this shit for like 7 years |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They couldn't get the votes |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | They couldn't. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | They couldn't! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And the dumbfuck thought it would pass |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | It didn't! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And the CBO, says 24 million people will lose coverage. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And he was very confident... |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And he couldn't even bring it to a fucking vote! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | No fucking vote! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | 7 years! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They control both houses! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And Trump... |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Trump... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Trump thought |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | It was going to be just super! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He really believed that shit. After he promised coverage for everyone |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | The dumb fuck |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | "Let me just take away people's healthcare" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | That will get the poor whites on my side |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | And after 7 years of promises |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and hating on obama |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | They had no fucking plan |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | No plan! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | no plan at all |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | All that talk, and then "fuck it." |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | No plan! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | And trump... trump |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | He's just tweeting! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | In the middle of the night |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | about Obama wiretapping him |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And Ryan is cutting his own wrists, he worked all these years for fucking nothing! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "Fuck me!!" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | "Fuck me" exactly! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | The dumb white bread fuck! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | The AHCA indeed |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | So it turns out the whole time this was all bullshit, and it didn't mean anything |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And they wanted to give tax cuts the rich |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | They wanted to give tax cuts on insurance company bonuses, fucking corporate welfare, all that shit |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | As if those hicks that voted for them are every gonna see a piece of that action |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | They're some dumb fucks, but still |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Probably thought Trump cared about them |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | That he cared about them! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | With his fucking combover and his gold houses and his fucking steaks! |
