| 00:00 - 00:03 | After our rally in Kentucky we were looking strong |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We did our greatest hits. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The "Lock her up," the "Wire tap" |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A lot of the front yards still had some Trump signs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Comrade Manafort even showed us some safe houses here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, I've seen some of those places. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They don't have gold faucets. Not sure how people live like that. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I'm afraid the health care bill did not pass sir. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We didn't have enough votes. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Spicey, Baby Kush, Miller time... please go and get my Iphone ready. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I've played at least 10 rounds of golf! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | In one of the most fantastic, terrific, WASP'y courses in America! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you assholes even realize, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | what the "fake news" is gonna do with this? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Rachel Maddow is gonna be doing the "Cabbage Patch" |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Jake Tapper is gonna get that smug look on his face. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And that Anderson Cooper..... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That little shit Anderson Cooper with his condescending questions. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir we still have Fox and Friends. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes but they need a new blonde woman. I'm bored with the current one. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I'll see what I can do, I'll make some calls sir. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Haven't I already told you, when you're in power |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They let you do whatever you want! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Well I told Billy Bush, but I figured you saw it on Youtube. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But anyway let's get back to business. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why didn't anyone tell me that Healthcare was gonna be so hard? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why don't poor people just stop getting sick? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's very selfish of them to use our hospitals. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Maybe I should make Trump Hospitals. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That way I can tax them for coverage |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ...and get paid at the same time. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That will teach them.... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Teach them to question my supreme wisdom. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is really gonna kill me. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm gonna need a lot of spray tan |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What would Putin do in this situation? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Mnuchin says I have "perfect genes" |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's gotta be right... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who else could pass a healthcare bill in this country? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The black guy did it, but don't remind him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I miss my view on Fifth Avenue. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You just can't get decent bagels in D.C. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's in the water. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No Gray's Papaya either.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do you think President Bannon will be mad at me? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If he is, I don't even care. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I wonder what Marla is up to... |
