| 00:01 - 00:07 | Hello peasants of the Western World |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Please do not switch over or you will be hunted and your family imprisoned |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | A message from the Great Leader himself! |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Mr Ryan James! |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Bless his almighty soul |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Mr James has recently annouced he is running for mayor... |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Of the Western Capitalist Pig Town called Lakeside |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | All citizens will be required to vote |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Or the Great Leader shall punish you |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | With RSM reports to Hillman and Ellis! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | We wish Mr James the best of luck |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Good night xoxoxo |
