| 00:00 - 00:05 | I had Moshiri and Señor Kenwright on the phone the other night.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And I swear to God, I asked them about the Arteta money... |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He says, "Pedro! We're quids in lad, a big chunk of money's appeared!" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | And he starts laughin', somethin' about the Roger Phillips phone in! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | The kopites are fuming, going absolutely nuts on the radio! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Stop laughing, I'm trying to be serious here.... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Everton can't have the docks; it's not fair! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | It's not fair, Rog! They're a PRIVATE company!!! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Have you EVER heard the likes!!! I'm pissin' meself here... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Quick! Quick! Get a petition to the Government! Stop the Toffees! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | STOP THE TOFFEES! Send them to Kirkby! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Send 'em to Croccy - Stonebridge Cross! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Sweet Lord Above, man! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They're even going mad in Oslo!!! Norwegians! Going MAD! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I'm tellin' yer - it's a kopite fatwah for the Mayor! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Poor Joe Anderson! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Remember the kopite petition?! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | This is absurd and people of LFC/Residents feel it unjustified! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | "We hope the good people of the UK and the FA see sense..." |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | ".... and stop this before it happens." |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Seriously!!! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Can you imagine this landing on Theresa May's desk?! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Down there in London, in Westminster! |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Nevermind your Brexit nonsense - here's another kopite petition! |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Sweet mother of JAYSUS! |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | It's a kopite meltdown, and no mistake! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Can you imagine....just imagine... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | If Everton progress in the years ahead... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And win a league title or two |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | The internet would crash! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | The Toffees, the Mancs.... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | ...and Chelsea! Sweet Jesus, don't forget Chelsea! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | The Samaritans wouldn't be able to cope! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Aldo will be absolutely apoplectic, man! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Ah...me sides....just thinkin' about it! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Poor Roger Phillips on Radio Merseyside... |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | He'd host a two hour special daily... |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | for manic obsessed kopites! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | And they call US bitter!!! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Payback's a bitch for those banners on the Kop! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | "The City's All Ours!", they said! |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | "One Club. One City", they said! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Tesco plastic bags they threw! |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Not anymore boys and girls! |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Not anymore! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | You'll Never Walk Alone eh?! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Better bring a brolly so!!! Looks like a lot of rain comin'! |
