00:00 - 00:05 | Tubby walks into Papa Murphys |
00:05 - 00:07 | Where's my pizza? I ordered a pizza. |
00:07 - 00:10 | Don't say it's not ready. I ordered it 30 minutes ago. |
00:11 - 00:16 | I'm in a hurry. My lady is hungry |
00:17 - 00:21 | They bring him his pizza. |
00:21 - 00:24 | It's uncooked |
00:29 - 00:31 | It's uncooked |
00:31 - 00:34 | Tubby thought the pizza was going to be cooked |
00:38 - 00:40 | It's uncooked. |
00:41 - 00:47 | He stares at the pizza |
00:47 - 00:50 | Then at he stares at the kid working there |
00:50 - 00:56 | He says "What's this?" |
00:58 - 00:59 | It's not cooked! |
00:59 - 01:01 | It's not cooked! |
01:04 - 01:06 | Uncooked pizza |
01:06 - 01:08 | He had no idea |
01:13 - 01:14 | What's this? |
01:14 - 01:16 | why isn't it cooked? |
01:16 - 01:20 | What is this bullshit? |
01:21 - 01:27 | He yelled at the kid to take it back into the kitchen and cook it. |
01:35 - 01:36 | Take this shit back |
01:36 - 01:39 | It's not cooked! |
01:41 - 01:44 | Who wants a pizza they have to cook themselves? |
01:44 - 01:47 | Sir, that's the entire idea behind take and bake |
01:47 - 01:49 | we don't even have an oven |
01:50 - 01:53 | I'm sorry sir. We can't bake it. |
01:54 - 01:56 | "we can't bake it". |
01:56 - 01:58 | Tubby threw the pizza |
01:58 - 02:02 | I'm not paying for this shit. |
02:05 - 02:07 | What a rube. |
02:10 - 02:11 | I'm not paying |
02:11 - 02:13 | I'm not paying |
02:15 - 02:17 | I'm not paying for this |
02:17 - 02:20 | I'm not paying for this shit. |
02:21 - 02:28 | He had no idea that the pizza wouldn't be baked. |
02:29 - 02:30 | he had no idea? |
02:30 - 02:32 | he had no idea. |
02:36 - 02:39 | he's not the brightest bulb |
02:40 - 02:42 | a total idiot. |
02:50 - 02:55 | He never wished so hard for a pizza ranch in his whole life |
02:56 - 02:58 | No Papa Murphy's in Iowa |
02:58 - 03:04 | No Papa Murphy's. Nothing but Pizza Hut I think. |
03:04 - 03:09 | Not take and bake for sure |
03:09 - 03:11 | oh, what an idiot |
03:16 - 03:20 | His lady was hungry |
03:23 - 03:26 | but the pizza wasn't baked |
03:31 - 03:36 | Who wants a pizza they have to cook themselves? |