| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Album " Soundcheck" |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | is due to be released soon |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | it will be released here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and then around the world |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | it is going to be huge!!! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I really can't wait... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | some massive talent there |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jason..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Boss...... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Britney Spears can't make it.... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...and we can't contact her or her agent |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who doesn't like Britney, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's going to be shite without Britney |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | She is a rock goddess!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | you all told me she wanted to be on it? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I really had my hopes up.... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dave kept sending memes and pics |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and I thought " Fair Play " to him... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now this fucking news..... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jason, we could try and get Little Mix! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Little Mix?..those stupid tarts! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jason , we tried our best... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | get fucked you twat!...oh God, no Britney! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Our magazine is finished... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I was expecting Britney merch.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | There's no point anymore... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Ill have to use people like Black Lace |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and Chas and fucking Dave now |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Useless pair of Cockney wankers |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Have I got to sort everything out myself?? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I asked for one fucking thing.... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now Britney will go play Las Vegas |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The shame will be unbearable |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I even moved house... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ..so she could come for tea. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You know Dave and Britney go way back! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What will I tell him now? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I even learned the lyrics to " Toxic " |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Singing in the bath every fucking night! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | "Don't you know Im fucking Toxic!" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | stop crying, he might be able to get the Nolans! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have known... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The album's fucked now.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No Britney.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We will have to review fucking Oompah bands.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | oh fuck, no Britney ! what have we done |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | God help us all.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No Britney... |
