| 00:00 - 00:03 | Resortrelease.com is killing us |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Orlando Las Vegas |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Williamsburg Sedona Branson |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Wisconsin dells San Diego Arizona |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | New York Atlantic City Mexico |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about canada |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Nobody wants those it too cold |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | There's five of that we know of |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Shila |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Shila Eric Scott Dennis Firestone |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And some Mexican guy Brooks |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you never owned a timeshare get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You stupid bastards they are winning |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We can't sell timeshares fast enough |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | As fast as we sell them they are getting people out legally |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You have sell these people sell them points |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Raise the maintenance fees special acessments |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Owner meetings a free cruise helicopter rides |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Tickets to Moses or Dolly Parton |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A free weekend in Vegas |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Tickets to the water park in Williamsburg |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Get the church people their laydowns |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They know we are a fraud |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If they find out they can rent rooms cheaper then there fees |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's over |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When people realize we sold them a worthless piece of paper |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We're done |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They will stop paying their mortgages |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We need the money to feed the machine |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We need to blow up that shithole Rockford up |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And that secret location in ft lauderdale |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Find that place blow it up |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We can't lose to these peoplel |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We will have to let them use the rooms when they want no more blackout dates |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fix the pool be nice to them |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Clean towels Hire more staff |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Actually do all things we promised them when they bought an upgrade |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No more extra fees when they check in |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We need to destroy them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Kill them all |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The frontiers the closers everyone of them |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | No one knows you slept with all the fronters |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We had it good for a long time |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's getting really hot in here |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Really hot |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's coming quick |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Timeshare hell is coming |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I never should not have hung up on that guy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But I couldn't handle one more message on my answering machine |
