| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new mobile tech bars |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | will be fully operational |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | within a matter of days. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will offer completely useless |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | mobile sessions here, here and here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fine. And remember we must be |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | as unhelpful as humanly possible. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Glen, we have heard reports of |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | of... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Some ITSMs have been assisting the business. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And the business are grateful. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody not on NW Team 2 please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Collaborators! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We are not here to help. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We are here to push back. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Are you trying to make a monkey out of me? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And if not you, then who? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want names. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who is making monkey out of old Glen? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'll have his guts for garters. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Glen, nobody is making a monkey of you. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is it Frank Dunne? I'll put him on a PIP. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's not Frank Dunne. He's off sick. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How many times do I have to tell you to push back. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | If somebody wants advice |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | you tell them straight.... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | check the guidance. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If they want some assistance, you tell them |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | tell them, DIY. Do it yourself. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's not on. I'm a proud man. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What will the guys on Team 6 think? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They'll think old Glen's lot |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | are taking him for a mug. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Old Glen's lot don't know how |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to push back. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Have I not told you about |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the push backs? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Have I never mentioned |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | the push backs? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But nobody listens to old Glen. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You're all too busy having a good time. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Whilst old man hughes just prattles on |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | but nobody takes a blind bit of notice. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I've figured it out anyway. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I know who they are. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's Tim and Dave. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It all adds up. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They think they're a couple of scientists! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Chimney sweeps more like! |
