| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new Sergent Pepper rail line |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | will serve thousands in North Liverpool |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It'll run from Lime Street |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and loops as far as Tuebrook |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | all the way round to Bramley Moore |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't know why it would go to Bramley Moore |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everton can't afford the stadium |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Aldo.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Everton... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Everton have announced their new waterfront stadium |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Liverpool County Council are to be guarantors |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can all those who have blueshite mates, family, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Mayor Joe Anderson |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Mayor Joe fucking blueshite Anderson |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Pie Crust Snorting Wizard |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He told me I had nothing to worry about |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How many other lies has he told me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All those snidey trips down to London.... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ...to meet Farhad Moshiri and Bill watch this space Kenwright |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I even lent him the train fare |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Aldo, the council have bent over backwards for us... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ...and so they fucking should, 5 fucking times and all that. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Aldo, we are not the only club in the city. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Wash your fucking mouth out with soap you Chang swilling blert |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What about the World Heritage status? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What about the small boats from North Wales? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What about the kite flyers? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Where will our children play? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Instead we will have Everton Football Club... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...forever associated with our famous waterfront |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Can you not grasp the consequences? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They'll be pissing themselves laughing at us |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We've got to get our heads together here |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ..or we face losing everything we've built |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We need to organise a march |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's a Grand Old Team to support... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ..what does that even fucking mean? Tell me that. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And that other song they bang out... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ...banks of the Royal Blue Mersey. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They fucking knew all along... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...right under our fucking noses. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, we still have a big stand with elevators. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should've known this would happen |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Derek Acorah warned me in my last session |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And I didn't listen |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Do you know what he said? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Be wary of fat bald men who go the hairdresses... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...and attend the gym. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Its over. |
