| 00:00 - 00:03 | Although congestion on the blockchain is rising |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and transaction fees are increasing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Segwit adoption has stalled around 27%. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Now Bitcoin Unlimited is threatening a hard fork... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and BTC price is stuck at 1200 USD. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The Twinklevoss ETF decision is due. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Once SEC approves, BTC price will moon. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | SEC |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | SEC has rejected the Twinklevoss ETF. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say it's not a regulated market. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave if you own zCash, Dash, Litecoin or Monero. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE WINKLEFUCK!?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE HAD TO WAIT FOUR YEARS FOR THIS!?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those twin twits jumped through every hoop, said they had the top ETF lawyers! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now Coinbase has crashed |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I can't even trade my way out of this! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Exchanges should have prepared for this, yes yes! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The regulators are doing everything they can to kill Bitcoin. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Just like Lawsky with his goddamn Bitlicense. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They said the bitcoin market is not mature. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HOW IS IT SUPPOSE TO MATURE IF THERE'S NO ACCESS BY LEGACY INVESTORS? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They say Bitcoin's not regulated. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You Moron, THE SEC WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE REGULATION! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's total bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every other godforsaken ETF gets approved |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Gas, Gold, Livestock, even Global Warming ETFs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and all we're left with is the Silbert GBTC garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now all the shitcoins are pumping like crazy |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | even though they inflate worse than fiat and can't scale worth a shit! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If only I had listened to Tone Vays |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He predicted the SEC rejection but instead of selling I kept stalling! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'd like to be an optimist |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | about the remaining ETFs, but with all due respect |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the ETFantasy is officially over! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We're ETFinished. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But I'm not going to sit around waiting for Bitcoin to get buttfucked from the inside |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | by a block size stuck at 1 MB and 2 hour confirmation times. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Between Blockstream Core with their SegWit soft fork |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and Roger Unlimited with his untested software |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | that could lead to block size bloat! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I moved us into Onecoin. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Even Derose and Junseth have split up. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And now noone knows who will get custody of Bruce Fenton. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A hard fork is coming. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If only the miners and core devs could put aside their egos before it's too late |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and agree on a non-contentious fork. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least I have my PepeCash. |
