00:00 - 00:03	Stroke treatment in Berlin
00:04 - 00:05	is far too slow.
00:05 - 00:07	We have ambulances everywhere
00:08 - 00:12	but it is not enough.
00:12 - 00:15	Brain cells are dying.
00:17 - 00:19	Do you have a solution?
00:19 - 00:21	Don't waste my time.
00:24 - 00:26	Mein Fuehrer,
00:27 - 00:28	We
00:31 - 00:33	We would like to equip
00:34 - 00:36	ambulances with CT scanners.
00:53 - 00:58	How much will this cost?
01:13 - 01:15	Millions?
01:15 - 01:17	How many millions?
01:18 - 01:23	We don't have that many Deutschmarks
01:25 - 01:28	--and by Deutschmarks, I meant Euros--
01:29 - 01:31	thanks to the economy.
01:31 - 01:34	So expensive!
01:34 - 01:37	And t-PA isn't even that good!
01:37 - 01:40	The studies are mediocre at best!
01:40 - 01:42	Sir, the neurologists say--
01:42 - 01:46	Most of them are in the pocket of Genentech!
01:46 - 01:48	But the studies--
01:48 - 01:52	Have shown much better results than
01:53 - 01:54	seen in actual practice.
01:56 - 01:57	A million-Euro ambulance
01:57 - 02:00	for a 10,000 Euro drug
02:00 - 02:03	that doesn't do what it promises.
02:04 - 02:08	You might as well
02:08 - 02:13	use it for trauma too,
02:14 - 02:16	so we can waste resources
02:17 - 02:21	and look like French physicians
02:27 - 02:29	and kill a princess.
02:30 - 02:34	I can think of so many better ways
02:34 - 02:36	to spend that kind of money!
02:41 - 02:42	Food! Blood pressure control!
02:43 - 02:47	Diabetes control!
02:48 - 02:53	Safer Autobahn driving!
02:54 - 02:56	And when the Americans copy us
02:56 - 02:59	they will use these ambulances
03:00 - 03:02	to drive insurance billing
03:04 - 03:07	to the mother hospitals.
03:14 - 03:16	What a waste.
03:19 - 03:23	You are so certain this t-PA works.
03:25 - 03:26	It is more faith
03:31 - 03:33	than science.
03:40 - 03:46	Everyone who still believes
03:46 - 03:49	in this silly crusade
03:53 - 03:56	should probably leave the room now.

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