| 00:00 - 00:03 | We will send our Defenders between these asteroids. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will do do a forward 3, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then barell so roll we can avoid flying over the rock. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That way we still get the evade to survive the TLT fire. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There is a 40% chance we will destroy the K-Wing this turn. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let's just fly over the rock. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We will be at range one and we still get the evade. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is a new FAQ for the game. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | x7 does not get the evade after rocks or bump. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out, except for those with promos, repaints, acrylic tokens and maneuvers. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean no evade?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I spent a hundred dollars on Defender repaints! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have three, amazingly painted, miniatures! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Half of the people outside are still playing palpaces. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And you're telling me I don't get the evade?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I even ordered special target locks with TIE Defenders on them. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What am I supposed to do with them now?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They're worthless like my special Deadeye promos! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, you still get the evade if you fly well! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't want to fly well! I want to do Koiograns! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, Manaroo is now range 1! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a damn about that toilet seat! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They already nerfed them! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They already nerfed them with the Deadeye, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I never played against that "Parattanni" anyway! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It's already all K-Wings in my local meta! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Maybe you're going to tell me they nerfed Palpatine too?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The defenders didn't even play for a full year! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It is my favourite ship in the canon! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And they nerf it after just 9 months! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least I can use Palpatine to get the evade when I need it. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I liked playing 3x7. Lambda is so boring to play. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It doesn't even have white turns! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Palpaces... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Do I have to go back to playing Palpaces again?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I am so sick of having to turn around over two turns |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The white Koio was a blessing! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You could stay in action for the whole game |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The defenders could blow up a ship each turn! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, the Palpatine nerf wasn't that bad. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought I could finally win a tournament. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | A little bit of luck and the defenders were indestructible. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And now? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Back to negative win ratio. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I told everybody they wouldn't nerf the defenders, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | they don't win many tournaments anyway. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll try Destiny now. |
