| 00:00 - 00:05 | look he wears dresses |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | wears wigs and carves bears |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | the whole town knows |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | he has to import his friends |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | he sleeps in a cloud a cloud |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | the women are beards |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | his house is a shack |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | i bet hes wearing pink panties |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | grandbabies no way |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | im telling you |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | his shoes have lead weights |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | hes light in the loafers |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | his dud eye is from friendly fire |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | the mercedes was the giveaway |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | he shaves his head |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | the wigs fit better |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | preparation h is useless for him |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | him with a woman |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | funny man funny |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | he ordered |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | a blow up doll |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | of a man |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | no kidding |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | listen hombre |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | im telling you |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | the town |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | does heroine |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | due to his |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | sight in |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | womens clothes |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | if i keep |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | laughing |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | i will shit |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | my pants |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | do straight |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | guys eat |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | duck feet |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | with cheese |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | ok maybe |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | hes bi-curious |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | his lifelong ambition |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | is wearing |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | ass less |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | chaps at |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | the rodeo |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | while the bull |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | rides him |
