| 00:00 - 00:05 | We were broke and we needed money fast. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I said: "Let's make an crypto ICO and get free money" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | "But how?" Steven said. "You can't code a shit" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | "And i am a writer with 9 kids, i haven't got time to do anything" |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So we just used the LISK source |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It's true |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We haven't even looked at it yet. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | It's true |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | We lured people in with the made up projects like ACRE, And ignored it after we had their money... |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | We just said that we are building DAPPS now. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | In the meanwhile, here are your Rise tokens |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | They wen't all rekt |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Holders were accusing dumpers... |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I can't code a shit. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | But who needs a code. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's was an ico |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | We had no plan |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And got over 1700 btc for it |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Then we hired some friends if they could code, or even write |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Now look at all those bagholders |
| 01:36 - 01:40 | "It's cheap! It's a long term project" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously, we haven't yet used all the money |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We have real plans for it |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | For example i got my own firm finally on it's feet |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | We are consulting Rise |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | "consulting" |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I can't believe they bought it. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Rise is now paying for our expences. Free money. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | consulting... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | That doesn't even... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | mean anything |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | They must think that we stay up at late |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And help them somehow, why else they would pay us? |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Right now my firm is building it's own things and we are getting payed |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Fuck Rise? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Fuck Rise indeed. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And some Rise bagholders are still thinking.. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | ...that we might be real thing |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I suspect that they have a Stockholm syndrome |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What are your future plans? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | When we ran out of money, we might do this all over again. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | They believe us no matter how much we fuck them over. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I can't believe this is legal. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And there's always blow & hookers |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Only in crypto |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I don't have to do trade shitcoins ever again. |
