| 00:00 - 00:05 | So they tell me, "Hey, you have to win a championship, hurry up!" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "Don't you see what Saban is doing?" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | As if anyone else in the SEC is worth a shit. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Obviously, I can't do that. I mean, I can't even win the worst division in CFB regularly. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So they fire me and hire the Dr Pepper commercial guy. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It's true! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Look... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He coaches the worst Georgia team in 30 years. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Listen |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They lose to Tech and Vanderbilt in the same season. They won by a single point against Mizzou, |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And they only beat Nicholls State by 2 |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Which still wasn't as bad as the Ole Miss game |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | A Mississippi school |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | That didn't even make a bowl! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They gave up 45 points! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Three less than Alabama!! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And then |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The very next week they lose |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | To an awful Tennessee team on a hail mary. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They had a 17 point lead, then they gave up 20 points in the fourth quarter! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | That shitty mascot |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Didn't look half as stupid as the fans. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | So, after the season |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | They are trying to figure out what went wrong |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And they decide |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | It was recruiting. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Recruiting! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | They say to themselves |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I left the cupboard bare, they just need Kirby's guys |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | It's true! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | They're looking |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Looking at |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Top 10 talent |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And saying "We need better players to beat Vanderbilt!" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | The whole time, they were starting a kid at QB who was rated #1 in the nation out of high school. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | And he was terrible? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | He was awful! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He finished the season with worse |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Passing stats than Tech's QB |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I told him he should've come to Miami with me. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Would he be better there? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Oh sure, you know I made my reputation as a QB coach, Kirby Smart was what? |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | A defensive back? Just another washed up saban coordinator? |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Jacob Eason never had a chance. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I won 9 games. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | With somebody else's garbage, in the ACC |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Do you miss me yet, you inbred idiots? I'm not coming back. |
