| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the route through Castlebar's streets we've planned |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've minerals, sweets and chocclas organised |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ballinrobe will be by-passed |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've even invited the lad from Roscommon who lives in Bohola |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We've spared no expense, even Barry Mc will be there |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Make sure that Roscommon lad wears the right colours |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There will be nothing to stop us now |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, Maurice Deegan was in charge |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | y'know the lad, from Laois. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The GAA needed to be sure of the Dublin win |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've pumped so much money into Dublin GAA |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who's ever been in Copper Face Jacks leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I fucking knew they'd pull some sort of shite |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | One over on the fucking culchies they'll be saying |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Deegan blackcards Lee Keegan |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But let's John Small off the fucking hook |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even Farrelly was cheering for us, and that lad is blue-blooded |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I mean, how many fucking all-Irelands do they need |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All the shites and their 'Deadly Buzzes' |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's enough to make me puke |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There's always next year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | There's 2017 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The Dubs must be sick of All-Irelands by now |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | can't trust them to let us have 2017, can we? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The fuck they will!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Those fuckers have been milking us every year |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | taking our hard earned farming subsidies and filling their pockets! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I've had to dip into me confirmation money for fuck's sake! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am down to 35 euros now |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't afford the final in 2017 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All coz they can't be fucking trusted |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Hennessey and Monaghan... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | laughing at us... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | feigning empathy...they make me want to puke! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Hennessey doesn't even pay taxes |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Monaghan's on day release from 'The Joy' |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why did we trust them??? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We even pretended to laugh at their jokes |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We even promised to overlook their bestiality |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | from now on in we're going to copper face jacks every night |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If we can't drive them out...we'll breed them out! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You'll get used to the smell of slurry, eventually |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fucking Shambolic... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The GAA committee should be shot |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | can we at least get that done, and make it look accidental. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I had ordered 5000 Mayo 2016 Champs T-Shirts |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now I'll have to Tipp-ex over them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | All because of the Dubs |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I had a grand on with Paddy Power, the smug git |
