| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we've narrowed down our options to two places |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we can either go to: |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Club in Kings Cross |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but it's already 12:15 and we won't get let in |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | or we could see Kid Ink play live at Marquee |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | you mean the event |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that I told you to buy tickets for? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | George, I was waiting for Imran |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | to buy tickets |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | cuz I had to pick up my dad from the airport |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We can still go Ivy |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except: Imran, Danny, Jeremy |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | EVERY FUCKING TIME |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU'RE ALL USELESS CUNTS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | IM SICK OF GOING TO IVY |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND YOU ALL CAME LATE TO PRES |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHY DO WE ALWAYS NEED TO WAIT FOR YOU THREE? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHO THE FUCK GOES TO THE GYM AT 10PM ON A SATURDAY? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHEN PRES STARTS AT 9 |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I was working all day and can't waste Anavar |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU DONT FUCKING WORK |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | wallah cuz I work for my dad |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | EVERYONE KNOWS THAT DOESNT COUNT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IDIOT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You finish work out 4:00 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING FOR 6 HOURS? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I can't believe this shit |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | TAKE YOUR ANYTIME FITNESS LANYARD OFF |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | IT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND WHY DO YOU WEAR GLOVES TO THE GYM |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ALL YOU DO IS ATTRACT FAGGOTS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | you know how much I hate faggots |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All I want to do now is find some gays, and show them |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | what happens when you fuck with NSC |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and Imran |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT COMING |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHEN YOU HAVE A FUCKING DRESS SHIRT ON |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | you know you're coming out |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE COMING OUT |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WHY WOULD YOU WASTE EVERYONE'S TIME |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | he's wearing the Yd top from 2008 again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Jeremy, don't get me started |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | to be honest, I'm amazed we didn't have to pick you up from your house |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Danny |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | your anytime fitness lanyard is still on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | just know that Simon has been working on some memes |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and he's going to fuck everyone up |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | especially Jeremy |
