| 00:00 - 00:03 | MormonLeaks has published some new documents that prove |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | that the LDS Church has performed temple ordinances |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for some notable deceased public figures. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The list includes famous non-Mormon people like Albert Einstein, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Bob Marley, Geronimo, Chief Seattle, and Crazy Horse. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least I'm not on that list. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That'd be insane. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You . . . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You were posthumously baptized, endowed, and sealed to your wife |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | in 1993. And your new name is Amulek. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks these "Hitler Reacts" videos aren't funny, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are you telling me that I'm Mormon now?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I *hated* Mormons! Everyone knows that! They're the absolute worst! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They're a bunch of self-righteous, bigoted blowhards |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | who believe in a pedophile prophet |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | who "translated" a bullshit book about Jews sailing to America before Columbus did. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And then they have the balls to baptize dead people |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | who never wanted to be Mormon in a million years! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, according to Mormon doctrine, everyone can be saved. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHY WOULD ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND GET BAPTIZED FOR ME? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, through the atonement of Jesus Christ-- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Anyone who believes in justice would want to see me burn in hell! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And what kind of name of "Amulek"?? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Sure, it's not as lame as a name like "Hyrum," |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but why would anyone want to be named after a Bible fan-fiction character |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that never even existed? It's garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And what about people I killed like Anne Frank or other Holocaust victims? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Doing Mormon baptisms for them is so culturally insensitive that it's offensive as all living hell! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Same goes for the Native Americans on that list. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | First you kill them, then take away their lands, and then you convert them?? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And what about Bob Marley? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm a huge fan. A die-hard fan. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I love listening to his music while smoking a doobie. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now . . . . |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I have to think about some 12-year-old, white-as-fuck deacon from Orem getting baptized in Marley's name, even though he was Rastafarian. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | His views on spirituality and love aren't even remotely close to the corporate culture of Mormonism. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe they're just running out of names to do temple work for, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but I just find the whole thing so insulting |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | that it's worse than if someone took a dump on his grave! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, everything's gonna be alright. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just feel bad for the poor sap who also gets my name. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My shelf would definitely break if I found out that I got the same temple name as Hitler. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But who cares? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The whole thing is fake. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They must be facing lower temple attendance among members and scraping at the bottom of the barrel |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | if they're doing temple work for a mass-murderer like me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | So it goes. |
