| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Mormons have converted you |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You have had your temple work done at the Frieberg temple |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All of your work has been completed by proxy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Baptism, Confirmation, Washings and Endowment |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is great news |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Now I get to have lots of wives in Mormon heaven |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You have been given a new name |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You have been given a new name |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The name is Abraham |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who converted to Jehovah's Witness please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Of all the fucking names |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Abra-fucking-ham |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You couldn't pick a more Jewish name than Abraham |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Such a weak name |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How dare they |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Mormons are a bunch of swindling crooks |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Just like the Jews, they smile to your face while stealing from you |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The lie, cheat and steal their way to riches |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they have a fantastic health code |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They're all fucking obese Americans |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We can use them to spread our white nationalism |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They will use us to give everybody a Jewish name |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I will not be given a Jewish name |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Abraham was the worst Jew of them all |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | God was playing mind games with him |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What kind of asshole tries to kill his son |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Sure, one less Jew in the world |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No Jew would just kill their own son |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A true Jew would at least sell him into slavery for a little money |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Abraham - King of the Jewish imbeciles |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'd have even taken Nimrod over Abraham |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At least Nimrod was a famous hunter |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Call me Nimrod - hunter of the Jews |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The Mormons will pay |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This indignity will not go unpunished |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will take the treasure of the earth, and with gold and silver I will buy up armies and navies |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | false priests who oppress |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and tyrants like me who destroy |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and reign with blood and horror on the earth! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we can get our records removed |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought the Mormons were on our side |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Their genealogy work helped us track down the Jews |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Their scriptures teach that white skin is better |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They don't even let blacks into their temples |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I am not a Jew. Not a drop of their blood courses through my veins |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The Mormons assured me of this |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'd better get extra wives for this |
