| 00:00 - 00:03 | Events Manager, We have received |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | new emails from the final speakers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for the Occult Conference in Glastonbury next month. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We're happy to report that most of them will be |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | joining us exactly on schedule just as you require. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So everything is proceeding exactly as |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I have foreseen, and there are no drop outs. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Events Manager... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mr Blondie... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mr Blondie has said he will not be joining us for personal reasons |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Janet Farrar has been taken very ill. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave us. Everyone except the Arsehole Committee. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where the fuck is that American prick? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I went to bloody Slimelight for him! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I thought he had agreed fees, the cheap bastard. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We can't do anything about Janet. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But there had better not be any more |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | fucking drop outs or I'll set the IOT on them. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | There's no other way around it, get |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | hold of the emergency speaker dossier. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Events Manager, we don't even know if the cafe is ready. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I talked to them in July! It was all sorted! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Events Manager, I saw them in Morrison's and they knew nothing- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How could they know fucking nothing! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They posted on the Facebook event! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I will have a nice cup of coffee or I will kill all of you. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | So help me I'll murder you all, starting with Marco |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | then I'll go and find out who the fuck thought they could |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | get in the way of my glorious conference! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All I ever wanted was to prove Peter Grey wrong, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and now look at this total shitshow with 200 people! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Well at least we still have everyone else. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Go find Rik Cook and ask him to do the bar, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we can find some local people to staff it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and if I have to cough up myself I will. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What an omnishambles. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Two fucking speakers dropping out! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Carl Abrahamsson never has this problem |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and they got Fulgur press to show up. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At least we have some Satanists coming and that |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Draconian guy from the Isle of Man. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't know about the ferry. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Nothing else can go wrong now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I won't let it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It isn't an option. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I just wanted to run a nice conference. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I thought I could make the workshops run on time |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and people would like some Goth music. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking pagans. |
