| 00:00 - 00:03 | as you can see mr purpl |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | mike has done a test here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the results arent too great |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and now the entire internet is laughing at us |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we dont know what to do |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | just conduct our own test |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and make them all think our wire is good again |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mr purpl |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | uhm. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | everyone knows our wire is shit |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we cant come back from this |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone who isnt a dealer please leave this room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH OUT WIRE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ITS SUPPOSE TO BE 99.999% OFV |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND FUCKING MIKE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WITH HIS FUCKING MILLIOHM METER |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | NO ONE WILL BUY OUR WIRE NOW |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHEN ITS MARKED AS ''NO BS'' |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BUT THEY KNOW ITS COMPLETE BS NOW |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | IDIOTS ARE OUR #1 INCOME |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | CALM DOWN PURPL ITS GOING TO B- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | CALM DOWN? THE IDIOTS WILL BUY EB FLEX NOW |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I know this mr purpl |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ALL THIS TIME WASTED |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SAYING OUR WIRE WAS THE BEST |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AND NOW OUR REPUTATION IS SHIT |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ITS NOT LIKE IT WAS EVER GOOD BEFORE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BUT THIS IS THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WERE GONNA HAVE TO START SELLING |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | SKY HIGH AGAIN SINCE ITS BETTER |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | DO YOU KNOW HOW SAD THAT IS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | TO SELL CHINESE WIRE VS AMERICAN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | its double jacketed |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | made in america, lab quality wire |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but yet we were almost last |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | where did we go wrong |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we should have just stayed with sky high |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | were going to have to lower prices now |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | which means less income from idiots |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | our dealers will not like this |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | they need their $5 per sale |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its okay maybe someone will buy your no bs wire |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | this is a terrible mess |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we'll just go in audio mythbusters |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | say some shit |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and hopefully, theyll believe it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | what am i going to do with all these spools |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ill have to do a faulty product sale, 50% off |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | god thats embarrassing |
