| 00:00 - 00:04 | We have reports of our members using Google Translate all over Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We've caught people here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And it's expanding outside of Berlin |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Although it's still a cancer in our inner circle in eastern Berlin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least we know that |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the Americans are using Google Translate, too |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It is said that |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The only Americans that use Google Translate |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | are lazy Spanish students |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have ever used Google Translate...leave at once |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You have got to be kidding me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You are the highest officers of the greatest nation! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And you can't even use the appropriate tools when working in another language |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How many times do I have to say? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | One source, once source only |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | wordreference.com |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I don't care how easy it is to get to Google Translate |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's never okay! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, all you have to do is use the search bar |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What about homonyms? or parts of speech? Does Google Translate tell you that? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Mein Fuhrer, the Chromebooks are so slow |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Maybe if you didn't have 17 tabs open that wouldn't be an issue |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And restart it once in a while! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | You sound like a spoiled American student |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | "My Chromebook is too slow" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "It's not loading" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "Google Translate is so much faster and easier" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I am not even asking you that much! All I want |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | is for you to use what you know! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Any more excuses and I'll hand you straight over to Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You are some of the most educated men we have |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Your laziness shakes me to the core |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | Have some pride! You know the language well enough! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is unbelievable |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All of your university transcripts said you passed every Learning Target |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is the whole country in on this Google Translate scheme? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What's even worse is that we can't even spell |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | After Google Translate do you know what the #2 search is?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | wordreFRence...without the E! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Just make sure you use wordreference from now on...and remember the E |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm at a complete loss |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My own people sinking to the lows of Google Translate |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At least it's not my officers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Because that would surely spell the end |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I need you to completely obliterate Google Translate from all the Reich's servers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Better yet... |
| 03:53 - 03:57 | Make wordreference.com the only site the public can use |
