| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new McDonald's is ready |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's just off the roundabout |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's behind the saussage shop |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Here is the drive through |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We can all enjoy a delicious Big Mac |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With all the trimmings? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Ketchup? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fhuerer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | err |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is no ketchup |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We blew up the ketchup factory |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't like ketchup leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The Yankees have ketchup! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The English have ketchup! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's sexy and I demand ketchup too! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Ein burger without ketchup |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Like fish without chips |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fish without chips, fuck me! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who the fuck blew up the ketchup factory? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Was it that wanker Himmler? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fhuerer, he was aiming for the saussage shop |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fucking saussage shop!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But they were Polish saussages |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I could smash his fucking face in!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking airhead! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Am I supposed to eat jars |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of saurkrout? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All that fucking foreign garbage! |
| 02:06 - 02:10 | Everyone has ketchup except me!! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | I could break yer legs!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why can't you cunts understand? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even that big, fat tashy-faced bastard Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm fucking knackered |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Fucking Hell, I like me steak |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But not every day |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Christ! I should have known |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why did I trust that goose-stepping useless fart in trousers |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's more than any Fhuerer can bear |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What an absolute twat |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That beaut of a saussage shop |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Absolute beaut! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | keep it together, it's all tish tosh |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What will I put on my fries? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They're unbearable without ketchup |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What's up with him? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Is his fucking stomach rumbling? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Well there's no fucking Big Mac for you lad |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Nor for me |
