| 00:00 - 00:05 | So i met these guys called the Grubs, biggest cunts i've ever met! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I'm like tell me something about the footy, come on! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | One was a Dragons Supporter, majority Dogs |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | One Eels supporter and a bandwagon Roosters supporter. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Roosters!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Roosters!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | These cunts were all cooked! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Roosters he reckons? |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They all thought they were going to win the premiership |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and bring the trophy home |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | There was this one guy Steliara, this cunt |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | He's about to have a baby |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | and he thinks he's going to watch footy! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | The only thing he will be watching |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | is his son taking a shit in his diaper |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | and then theres brotherford |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | signed one guy for 1.1 million a season |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | 1.1 million a season! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Like thats going to save his team |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | and then there's Sam |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | the Eels supporter |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | honestly...they have more coconuts in their team |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | than a deserted island and i like coconuts |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and he thinks he's going to win the comp |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | not even Jim Sarantinos can save them |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | What about the Rat? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | He's supported more teams than a hooker |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | every season he changes his mind |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | cooked! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | no idea! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | What about Harry? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Harry thinks his team |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | are going to win 2 premierships in 5 years |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | they're definitely on acid those cunts or sniffing petrol |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | So they think they can win? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They all have no clue the lot of them |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Then there's Marco |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Marco that poor cunt |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What happened? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | He had a kid and was never allowed out again |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | the poor cunt |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | i really do feel for him |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | even though he supports that fag team |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | that Pearce fucked a dog last season |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | a dog for gods sake! |
