| 00:01 - 00:07 | HERE WE ARE GLAD WE DONT HAVE TRUMP TRYING TO FUCK WITH US LIKE WE THOUGHT AYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE........................ |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | ANWAYS I SHOULD PROBABLY DO MY JOB AND DO THE NEWS OR WHATEVER DO HE WE GO |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Todays story comes from cheese land in the cheese donkey where hitler gets mad |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | He blames the cheese donkey commanders |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | for the shitstorm they have brung upon the donkey army |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | which is good for us because we yes we are in control of the llama army and we will triumph upon them now |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Heres another story coming from a 10 year old boy who cant get enough of dragon ball china |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | He trains way too often |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | After school and he even runs a training program, he is a.... |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | an immpresionalble idiot.. I i mean a noble young boy full of youth |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Anways thats all from channel ching chong |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Now on to the daily scoop of weird illegal hentai on to you! |
