| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, i have news from the underground |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Sankeys launched a campaign |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to find out which areas want banging raves |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A call which thousands of ravers responded to in many areas |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Unfortunately Reading has not performed so well |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Order everyone to vote |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Every man must back this |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the voting is |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | voting is closed and the results are in |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Reading did not gather enough support |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who voted for a sankeys will leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is wrong with you little dicksniffs? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We had the chance for a real rave |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | how the fuck could you fuck that up you cockmuppets? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I would have danced my arse off |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | but now i have to go to Yates |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | last weekend i saw people jerking around to fucking Rihanna |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I swear i saw them doing dance routines |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | the fucking Macarena, it was disgusting |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we've had some good nights in Yates |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How can you compare that to Sankeys you stupid little fucktard |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer what about 3 pints for a fiver |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Whats wrong with you. Are you some kind of simpleton |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Go to the off license if you want that |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This was about banging beats on a void sound system |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | not that ridiculous boring shit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Waddling around with three pints and fucking shoes on |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Those birds out there would have been right on one |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Gerty fucking loves Tech House. She said Steve Lawler gives her a wide on |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I could have been right in there |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'd have told her i was a DJ and she'd have fucking loved it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and we could have danced to proper music |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Imagine the bass and the beats in your chest |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i lost my fucking mind in ibiza |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Tribal Sessions |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Darius Syrossian tore my fucking brain out and threw it against a wall |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Dave lost a shoe and we went to the beach after |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I go there every year |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and it just gets better everytime |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | now you want me to just go back to commercial shit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | dont worry Anna, he might do the season again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | we could go to one of the other ones |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | get the train all the way there and stay over |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its my birthday soon |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We will go to Birmingham |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get the tickets and check arbnb |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we'll have to take Monday off |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If thats sold out i'll kill you all |
