| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I said to cabinet. "I have a new green energy idea" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Those idiots loved it, loved it |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | They are so stupid |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Believe anything I say those dim wits |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We are going to call it "clean coal" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | clean coal |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | clean coal |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | can you believe that bullshit |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | clean coal |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | coal is black you idiots, you still got to burn it to make electricity |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | burn it and you make lots of smoke and pollution |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and they believe this shit |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | the public are so stupid |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | clean coal |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | you should see the smoke |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | clean coal |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | clean coal |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | clean coal is a lie |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | they so dumb |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | and you should see the donations from the coal industry |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | we are rolling in cash |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | so much cash |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | so much cash we can't count it all |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | so much cash, you should see |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | you should see my wallet, so fat its stuck in my pocket |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | maybe next time |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | clean coal |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | clean coal |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | and we'll have a press conference |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | the media believe anything |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | clean coal |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | clean coal |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I've just wet my pants |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | cause I've never gotten away with |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | so many lies before. Those idiots make my job easy, lap it up bitches |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | lap it up bitches |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yep, lap it up bitches |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | and then we'll say wind power |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | is unreliable |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | remember that blackout in Sth Australia |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Wasn't it caused by powerlines falling over? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yeah but that's not the bullshit story we told the media |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | We made up some more lies and they lapped it up those bitches |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | They are so stupid |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | let me say it again, "clean coal" |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | nothing clean about burning coal |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | The Australian public are dumber than a lump of coal |
