| 00:03 - 00:07 | The usual woodpiles are located here, here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | It was a dry winter ... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | That means plenty of wood. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. It'll still be a bit chilly at night. |
| 00:20 - 00:22 | I'm looking forward to many roaring campfires. |
| 00:24 - 00:28 | Mein Fuhrer ... the firewood ... |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | They're charging money for firewood now. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Five dollars for each bucket. |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | If you aren't going camping, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Five dollars for a scrap of wood! |
| 01:15 - 01:19 | That forest is thicker than the Ardennes! |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | Those fools ... there's wood everywhere! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why gouge the nature lovers? |
| 01:32 - 01:36 | Every year it's something else! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What's next? Pay toilets? |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | They wouldnt charge to use the bathrooms. |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | Oh, wouldn't they? They charge for ice. Frozen water! |
| 01:46 - 01:49 | Then we could just go outside. Like they did at Stalingrad. |
| 01:49 - 01:56 | They already outlawed that ... a long time ago. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | It started with little things. |
| 01:59 - 02:02 | Remember the fireplace on the covered porch? |
| 02:02 - 02:06 | A magnificent structure of stone, mortar and iron
|
| 02:06 - 02:10 | Now it stands as empty and useless as the Maginot Line. |
| 02:11 - 02:16 | And that stupid sign they put up
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| 02:17 - 02:19 | NO FIRES IN THE FIREPLACE |
| 02:20 - 02:23 | Sounds like the punchline to a Polish joke. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The real crime there
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| 02:30 - 02:37 | ... is the mockery it makes of plain language. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Then the fire pits
|
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Huge, deep circles of rock hewn from the surrounding hillsides
|
| 02:49 - 02:53 | ... bigger than the Olympic torch in Berlin
|
| 02:53 - 02:55 | ... replaced with tiny steel rings. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Are they so desperate for funds? |
| 02:59 - 03:02 | They got all that stimulus money in 09! |
| 03:05 - 03:07 | Maybe they can bring their own wood. |
| 03:14 - 03:18 | They blew it all on Segways, new lights and fancy uniforms. |
| 03:19 - 03:22 | They probably have drones now. |
| 03:23 - 03:24 | What a waste. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Gougers
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| 03:31 - 03:33 | I dont blame the National Park Service
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| 03:41 - 03:49 | This is the work of Obama holdovers. We're victims of ... |
| 03:54 - 03:56 | ... the Deep State. |
