| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have tried to repair the buildings as best we could |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We put some paint over most of the holes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and painted another mural to cover and large damage |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are, however, having trouble convincing people the elevators are safe |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and most of them still believe that the older buildings are deathtraps. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thats fine, more flatscreen all around. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | maybe another fifteen per building |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Aoun |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we are... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We are out of flatscreens |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and the students don't care about them anyway. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who doesn't make seven figures or have a building named after them, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW ARE WE OUT OF FLATSCREENS!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE NEVER RUN OUT OF FLATSCREENS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How could this happen to me? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Did Mckim take any? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I knew that guy was shifty! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He never took any selfies with his students! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I take them with everybody! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Aoun, the students don't care about the selfies. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But it keeps them in line! They think I'm relatable! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Aoun, the students don't think the selfies make you relatable. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What are you talking about!? They love that shit! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Every time I walk on campus people take selfies with me. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They love to see me being relatable. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They think it makes them important! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | When deep down they know that i don't care at all! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They think I remember each of them! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do you know how many selfies I have taken! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I couldnt tell you a single students name if I tried! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They don't even realize how insignificant they are to me! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've been calling them "buddy" and "pal" |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can hardly remember my staffs names. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Let alone thousands of students. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Out of flatscreens! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will have to take a thousand selfies to make up for that! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can't spend that kind of time with those people. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can't be too relatable |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They might think I never do anything. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Which is true, but they can't know! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok. I don't think he's a good representation of the faculty. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't believe this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I may need to pay for the flatscreens myself. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | With my own money |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Just to please the students. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we cant get a better college rating without flatscreens |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We can't be tied with BU. Its disgraceful. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking BU. |
