| 00:00 - 00:02 | My Doctor calls the VA on Friday, |
| 00:02 - 00:05 | "Hey! Attention!" My patient needs an MRI on Monday!" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Hurry! Chop Chop!" Lets go!" |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | He's calling the VA! |
| 00:09 - 00:10 | Are you kidding me? |
| 00:10 - 00:13 | Calling on Friday... this idiot...Who does he think he is? |
| 00:13 - 00:14 | God the Almighty? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Seated on his throne? |
| 00:17 - 00:18 | He called the VA on Friday! |
| 00:18 - 00:20 | For an MRI on monday! |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | It's true! |
| 00:30 - 00:30 | It's true. |
| 00:31 - 00:32 | He thought he could call on friday, |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | and have an MRI on MONDAY! |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | It's true! |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | Just like that! |
| 00:42 - 00:43 | He thought he could snap his fingers, |
| 00:43 - 00:45 | and the VA would say "Yes Sir!" |
| 00:45 - 00:47 | "And we will give him hugs and a warm blanket!" |
| 00:48 - 00:50 | "And we will deliver the results to you right away!" |
| 00:50 - 00:51 | "You'll have them Monday afternoon!" |
| 00:52 - 00:55 | "Do you want us to bring you coffee too?" |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Are you kidding me? |
| 00:59 - 01:02 | Are you actually fucking serious? |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Calling the VA on Friday afternoon?! |
| 01:07 - 01:10 | Expecting them to make an appointment over the weekend!? |
| 01:14 - 01:15 | It's true! |
| 01:15 - 01:16 | I can't even, |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | Can you believe this shit? |
| 01:17 - 01:19 | What shit for brains! |
| 01:21 - 01:22 | But wait, that's not all! |
| 01:22 - 01:23 | That's not all, there is more! |
| 01:23 - 01:24 | There is more... |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | I'm not done... |
| 01:34 - 01:35 | I... |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I wake up Monday |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Monday morning I wake up and I call the Doctor... |
| 01:39 - 01:41 | ...Holy shit, I can't breathe, no really |
| 01:41 - 01:42 | Hang on, Ok, for real |
| 01:43 - 01:47 | I call and I say, "Hey! Were you able to schedule my appointment? |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Wait, I'm crying |
| 01:50 - 01:52 | I can't make this shit up... |
| 01:55 - 01:56 | My God |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | You'd think at least they'd... |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | After all this bullshit they would at least, |
| 02:00 - 02:02 | At least call and tell me not to go to the hospital... |
| 02:02 - 02:04 | Fuck that |
| 02:05 - 02:06 | It's true |
| 02:09 - 02:10 | They said... |
| 02:11 - 02:12 | They said, |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | They said, "We called the VA on Friday..." |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "...and they said the authorization would take 30-60 days" |
