| 00:00 - 00:03 | Many singers expected to make comeback in this year. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Lana Del Rey just released her new single, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's doing great in charts. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Also Katy Perry going to release new album this year |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | She's planning to have a concert in Berlin. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Any news about... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My dear Avril Lavigne? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | She's.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She just announced new album to be released in this year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No new single yet. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All fanboys get out: Gaga fans, Bieber fans, Katy fans and Lana fans. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY NO SINGLE YET |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's been 4 years and still no new album?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is embarrassing |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even Katy floppy will make a comeback this year |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Yet Avril still going to release new single |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | After all those horseshit self titled era days |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | She needed to release at least 2 albums per year! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer, at least we're going to have new music |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ANOTHER ROCK N ROLL OR HTNGU FAILURE?? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, they didn't failed that much |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think those singles slayed all the charts?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BOTH WAS FUCKING FLOP |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You didn't saw her old days you fool |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | There wasn't any TV channel without something about her |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | She was literally everywhere! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | After marrying with oldass Chad Kroeger |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Her whole career went into goddamn downfall |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | SHE DIDN'T DESERVED THIS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should've sent all my forces after him, like Stalin did! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I know she was also sick |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But the wait was so damn long, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | meantime i even conquered europe! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fucks sake.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED?? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Like SONY wasn't enough adding much delays in her albums |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can assure you about this; |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Just watch her release the new album |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ON FUCKING DECEMBER 31 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't be sad, we're not even her fans anyway |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So this is it then |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I guess we're stuck with Hello Kitty forever |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Bullshit |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Go find another faves |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But in the end i'll be here for her forever |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even if she still sings Hello Kitty in her 80s |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Rant Over. |
