00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see Mein Fuhrer |
00:04 - 00:05 | We can push through the first choke easily |
00:05 - 00:07 | As long as our Reinhardt gives us cover, it will be fine |
00:08 - 00:12 | We will have loads of time to push the payload |
00:12 - 00:15 | And getting to the second point will be easy |
00:17 - 00:19 | That's an excellent plan |
00:19 - 00:21 | Now all we need is a good team comp |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Jonas.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Jonas just switched to Hanzo on attack |
00:34 - 00:36 | He instalocked and refuses to switch to a healer or tank |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you are a Hanzo, Genji and Torb main, leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | Why the fuck does Jonas always do this |
01:15 - 01:17 | He fucking instalocks the shimada bros every time and plays like he's throwing the game |
01:18 - 01:23 | We won't be losing 500 sr per day if Jonas can make a good pick for once |
01:25 - 01:28 | All he does his bitch about needing healing |
01:29 - 01:31 | And boasting about his gold damage |
01:31 - 01:34 | We can be winning easily if we had a good team comp |
01:34 - 01:37 | We wouldn't be stuck in gold if we don't get titled at the start of the match |
01:37 - 01:40 | And if we actually had a second healer ffs |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer I've played with Jonas before he's not bad at hanzo and he has a season high of 1400 |
01:42 - 01:46 | Hanzo doesn't fucking help on attack you bellend |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer I've seen Seagull win many games while playing Hanzo on attack |
01:48 - 01:52 | Seagull can carry with literally any hero! |
01:53 - 01:54 | But Jonas isn't fucking Seagull! |
01:56 - 01:57 | He has a weapon accuracy of fucking 21% |
01:57 - 02:00 | And he says he'll carry us |
02:00 - 02:03 | Fucking bullshit, because we always lose! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Imagine what we could do with a second healer |
02:08 - 02:13 | It's not fucking rocket science |
02:14 - 02:16 | Why can't Jonas ever pick a hero in the meta or one that can help the team |
02:17 - 02:21 | And he always talk in cantonese |
02:27 - 02:29 | While half our team can't understand what he's saying |
02:30 - 02:34 | I've always wanted to main a DPS Hero |
02:34 - 02:36 | But I always have to play mercy because of retards like this |
02:41 - 02:42 | Lets be honest here |
02:43 - 02:47 | Every support main would rather play DPS |
02:48 - 02:53 | I have 50 hours on Mercy alone this season |
02:54 - 02:56 | I always have to fill roles when I play comp |
02:56 - 02:59 | I would rather be playing fucking Genji |
03:00 - 03:02 | Instead of getting complaints from my stupid ass team |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Jonas, I know that you're a good Hanzo main |
03:14 - 03:16 | Now I'll never get out of gold |
03:19 - 03:23 | Or get enough points for a golden gun |
03:25 - 03:26 | Every game I get into, there is always that one leaver |
03:31 - 03:33 | They ruin the game for everybody |
03:40 - 03:46 | I've lost so much SR over the last 2 weeks |
03:46 - 03:49 | All I wanted to do was to get to plat |
03:53 - 03:56 | That was all I ever wanted |