| 00:00 - 00:05 | I told my assistant to bring me the trade offer |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I just wanted to throw something at the kings |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Everyone else was doing it |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We knew they wouldn't accept it but it kept us entertained in the office |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | But then they called and actually accepted it! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Can you believe it! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And we only had to give away one first round pick |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Just one! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I gave them Buddy Hield and packaged a couple of other players with him |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I also gave them a second round I didn't want |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | But one of the best things about it... |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I gave them Tyreke Evans! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I gave them Tyreke Evans back! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Who they only got Greivis Vasquez for |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Back in the 2013 trade |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and now they're taking him back... |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | For Cousins! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And I did it while he was here |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | In New Orleans for the All Star game |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | How good is the irony in that! I still can't believe they did this. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | How's their depth chart now |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | They have to rely on Willie Cayley-Stein at the centre position. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No. No seriously, Cauley-Stein has been ok this year. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | He's still young and can develop into a decent player |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | That's a good replacement for boogie |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Willie is averaging 5.8 points and 2.7 rebounds |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | They won't notice a thing |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | It'll be like Boogie is still out there |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Meanwhile I'm teaming Davis and Cousins together in my front court |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Hey... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Imagine... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Imagine those two together on the court |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | They're both averaging over 25 & 10 |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Only three players in the NBA are averaging that and I have two of them |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I could probably put my three sons out on the court, who are only seven, ten and fifteen, and we'd probably still be better than the Kings |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Seven? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, the youngest is seven |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And the kid doesn't even like basketball. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I'm not even joking |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I'm sorry that I'm laughing so much at this but I just find it hilarious |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Does the coach know yet? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | No, not yet. I wasn't going to because this was all just a joke to start with |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But I guess now I better fill him in on the details |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Oh man, what a day this has been |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | The Kings have to be the dumbest team in the league. |
| 03:24 - 03:26 | What were they thinking |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I hope they enjoy that first round pick |
| 03:34 - 03:35 | It probably won't even be in the lottery now. |
