| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hello good day fellow alliance soldiers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | can't wait to level today |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | i'm gonna go kill some crocolisks |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | go find some carrion beaks later |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we'll have a great day playing wow |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | what could go wrong |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | i'm so happy, maybe ill ding 24 today |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | uhhh actually |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | all the quest givers are... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | are dead, and reports of dead guards are coming in |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | people are spirit rezzing from graveyard |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | A flood people just came by and killed me on escort quest |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUCKING KOR KRON |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY'RE INVADING WETLANDS AGAIN |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | they always come on the fucking weekends |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | during peak server hours |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and they rape the SHIT OUT OF US |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | led by that asshole, VOROSH |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | look, they've killed the flight master |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AGAIN... now they're camping the auberdine boat |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | it was no problem, we probably have |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | f |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but don't worry guys level 60s will show up, right? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | shut up you idiot, our 60s dont care about us |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | dice roll is busy raiding |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and Kor Kron raids so much, 60s dont cares anymore |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we're left on our own to die |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | don't hide in the inn, they'll find you |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | we can't even hide behind the civilians |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Kor Kron don't care about DHKS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | they're going to blockade the port |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | they're gonna prevent full access to the city |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't even fly or hearth out of here |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | oh look, it's that fucker NYMIS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | look, he's issuing commands |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ordering groups to defend areas |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | scouts are watching all over the city |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | we can't leave or stay |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | i have 4 quests to turn in, 2 bars left |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | i can't rez for 2 seconds |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | before a Kor Kron soldier bashes my brain in |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, just keep spamming for help in world chat |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i can't play this game anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | world chat teases me back for getting butthurt |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and the worst part is |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | there are no world pvp alliance guilds |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | i'm just gonna log out |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | maybe go outside and see the sun |
| 03:50 - 03:51 | ..... |
| 03:55 - 03:57 | no screw that, I'm gonna keep complaining |
