00:00 - 00:03 | We can no longer access Rick and Morty Schwiftposting |
00:04 - 00:05 | We're banned from Teenage Stepdad |
00:05 - 00:07 | You are still in a prolonged argument |
00:08 - 00:12 | about refugees with a girl from your econ class |
00:12 - 00:15 | but she will likely unfriend you |
00:17 - 00:19 | thats okay |
00:19 - 00:21 | I can still shitpost in the meme collective |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid |
00:31 - 00:33 | you have just been banned from NU Meme Collective |
00:34 - 00:36 | because you made a trigger joke |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone here that isnt a finance major or in a fraternity, leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK GUYS |
01:15 - 01:17 | HOW THE FUCK COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED |
01:18 - 01:23 | THIS IS A FREE FUCKING COUNTRY ISNT IT |
01:25 - 01:28 | everyone I know is on fucking NU Meme Collective |
01:29 - 01:31 | I get all my Aoun content from them |
01:31 - 01:34 | do you know how niche that fucking meme market is? |
01:34 - 01:37 | I had 5 flatscreen memes ready to post |
01:37 - 01:40 | and now I can't because of this one fucking trigger joke? |
01:40 - 01:42 | you also tagged us in that LGBTQ post |
01:42 - 01:46 | THAT WAS FUNNY AS FUCK BRO WTF |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer you can still join NU Meme Syndicate |
01:48 - 01:52 | I'm not going to join those fucking troglodytes |
01:53 - 01:54 | THEY'RE CRINGEY AS FUCK |
01:56 - 01:57 | their shit is just blatantly edgy |
01:57 - 02:00 | for no reason other than to be edgy |
02:00 - 02:03 | at least I've been fucking laid |
02:04 - 02:08 | fuck I want to be back in the collective |
02:08 - 02:13 | I dont understand why I can't just say whatever I want |
02:14 - 02:16 | the descrimination against me is palpable |
02:17 - 02:21 | Being a white male on this campus is such a burden |
02:27 - 02:29 | maybe I should just message Ella |
02:30 - 02:34 | say that I want an honest, intelligent conversation |
02:34 - 02:36 | I'll win her over with superior logic |
02:41 - 02:42 | fuck I need a drink |
02:43 - 02:47 | I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE CALL ME RACIST |
02:48 - 02:53 | I voted for Obama I'm not racist |
02:54 - 02:56 | I have black friends |
02:56 - 02:59 | but when I say a racial slur all hell breaks loose |
03:00 - 03:02 | DAVE CHAPPELLE DOES IT WHY CANT I? |
03:04 - 03:07 | I'm not sure he understands the difference |
03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I'll just forget about the flatscreens |
03:19 - 03:23 | I'll just go on 4chan or something |
03:25 - 03:26 | maybe make Youtube videos |
03:31 - 03:33 | my meme career is finished |
03:40 - 03:46 | I could have all the privilidge in the world |
03:46 - 03:49 | but if I can't make trigger jokes I'm basically done |
03:53 - 03:56 | fuck it who wants to play basketball |