| 00:00 - 00:05 | So there is a knock at the door |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's the postman |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | At the office |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | He's got Ciaran's dodgy box |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | He's so fuckin excited |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Can't wait to get it home |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | the boys have a different idea |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Listen. This is brilliant |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | So they distract him downstairs |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Stevie swaps the box for a ream of paper |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Seals the package back up |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | It about the same weight |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | He takes the thing up the road |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Heavy as fuck |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | On the fuckin train |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Finally opens it and it's paper |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | 500 sheets 500 fuckin sheets |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | He's raging |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Fuckin raging |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Throws the remote off the wall |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Texts Stevie |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | 'No even funny ya dick' |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Fuckin was funny |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | They still talk about it today |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | 500 sheets |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | It's was heavy as Fuck |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | They he says |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I get the last laugh |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I'm keeping the paper |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | The paper, brilliant. He got done a peach |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | He was raging for weeks |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | He'd been so happy |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Waiting on the dodgy box |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Dying for a cheeky wank |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | To the gay porn |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Swear. It was a fuckin belter |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | 500 fuckin sheets |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | A full ream |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Raging |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Was he really that angry? |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Fuckin raging |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Brilliant |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Carried it all the way home |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Had a stauner and everything |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Best wan yet |
