| 00:00 - 00:03 | Trump is stealing your plans again sir. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He's proposing mass deportations. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Of Immigrants from all over the World |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He's blaming immigrants for America's problems. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And he wants to deport them all back to their country. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What wrong with this dude man!? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It was my plan to have Mass Deportations!! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | He has issues man... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Issues..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Issues? Nah bro, he's just really mentally sick.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He doesn't know how to make his own plans. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave before I start flaming on y'all! except you three, y'all staying here with me. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What's this BS y'all bringing to my attention.!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He ain't going to copy me, da heck!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This Lorax looking dude has lost his mind if he thinks he copying the Best German Thug!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | First with the Racist comments! Now with the Mass Deportation! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I used racist comments to become Dictator! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now, he used them to become President.! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Im planning to shoot myself in the head!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Is he going to steal that plan from me too!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Da hell wrong with you! It's never that serious!! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It is serious with your John McCain looking self! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chill brotha! Don't get mad at me because of the annoying orange! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I ain't yo "Brotha!" And don't ever tell me to chill you Hooligan!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You know what!!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Im about to go make me a Top Ramen after this! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And he better not try to steal that from me too!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Because if he does, I swear i will go to U.S just to shank him!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And after the fight, I will steal his wife and all his Top Ramen!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Y'all don't know, but Low Key his wife is hot and is a whole lot way better than mine!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And High Key, The U.S Top Romen or "Maruchan" is way better!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And just so y'all know, I still don't care about you and I probably never will care about any of you!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm sorry about what i just said. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm just salty that he is stealing my plans and not giving me credit for them.! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm also salty that Justin Bieber didnt win a Grammy! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How could Adele win Album of the Year? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Like really, she's named after a Computer! Justin had me in my feels with that "Where Are U Now" song.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Justin should have won that Grammy! And don't tell me that Trump is agreeing with me on that.!? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That's my opinion! Not his!!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | There is no way he could copy my own opinion!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | See and now im Triggered!! Someone get me my Top Ramen!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Yoooooo!! I saw this guy eat the last Top Ramen!! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Where's my Top Ramen? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I need my Top Ramen.. One of Y'all better not have eaten it!. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So where is my Top Ramen? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You know what, go buy more Top Ramen. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Wait... just hit speed dial on my Iphone 8 and it will call Melania Trump and tell her that the German Thug needs more Top Ramen. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | When she hears German Thug, she'll know her sugar daddy is hungry. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm Mr. Steal Yo Girl. No one else. |
