| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer i have word from the JCR |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I don't think you'll like it. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ATA has met with the Goblins |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They plan to ban the NHS, and end our monthly socials |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The ban will begin with immediate effect and we won't be allowed in the bar |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine, they haven't got the balls |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Riaz won't let this happen, Forsyth won't uphold the ban |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Err. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The motion is being passed next meeting |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Riaz has met with Susan, it's happening. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who hasn't been to every social this year leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the fuck has this happened? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those Fucking JCR wetters have done it this time |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | this is bullshit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It was bad enough when they sat in the bar |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Playing dungeons and fucking dragons |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Calling us intimidating and ruining our fun |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They said they'd end us and now its happening |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer maybe we can go to Trevs? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Trev's is a fucking shit hole! a Fucking Shit hole! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it might be all we have. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'd rather go on a date with Justin Beese than drink in that place. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And he's a twat |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I bet he has something to do with this |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He's wanted us dead from the start |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Him and Jai and Amy and all of them |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | At least SACMES tried to drink |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | it was water and it was shit but at least they fucking tried |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Myers will be turning in his grave |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Jimmy, David, they wouldn't have stood for this |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They don't understand the nineteen |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's a way of fucking life |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | An identity |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They can't take that |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'll die before i cant do a nineteen minute pitcher |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and pint and putts, all of our traditions |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Swing clubs by day swing in clubs by night |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That's our motto |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Does that not mean anything? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright, we can still go to Klute |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess this is the end |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The NHS, the bar. The Fun. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Dead. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That's it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The song warned you're not nineteen forever but I didn't believe it. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Untouched was going to be my wedding song |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God bless the nineteen. |
