| 00:00 - 00:05 | So the "Special Council" tried to get us out. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "Out! Out! Resign! We don't like you!" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | But they didn't get the 2/3 to really kick us out. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Maybe they lacked confidence in us, but not 66% worth |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So we did nothing, for a week! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Nothing! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Nothing! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | The Board shit their pants! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | They were just... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | "Duh, whadda we do now?" And Jim Simpson was scurrying around like a confused goat! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And someone in Communications says |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | "The vote wasn't a non-confidence vote because they didn't kick your asses out!" |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | So they put out a press release |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | "Council affirmed their confidence!!" |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They thought that would be the end of it! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | As if nothing happened! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Stupid shits! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The press saw through it |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | "How can this be?" |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And Virginia didn't even understand....what all the fuss was about! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So we sat her down |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | and showed her the problem |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | And Tom says, "Here, here, we must fix this!" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We will explain it, very simple: |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | It's ok to say one thing to members |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and something totally opposite to the press. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | So that worked. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | It worked, all right. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Now even the grazing cows on the Board wanted us out. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Took you long enough! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | And so.... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | and then..... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We tell them, "You need us too much, |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | we can't leave the Board!" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They say, "Okay, but you must resign from the Exec." |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "They let you stay?" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Hell yeah they let us stay! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | As if we're not still going to tell them what to do! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Bovines! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | But we knew it was only temporary |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What do you mean, "temporary?" |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well, ok, Virginia was gone for good, and Stephen |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | (I never liked them anyway), and that slick Jim Stewart with the hair |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | And, well, we had to wake Mike Toth up to tell him |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | after Gail stopped crying. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | But I was still in good shape! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | No one would notice if I went back on the Board two weeks later! |
