| 00:00 - 00:03 | OK , heres my awesome plan...to destroy all the news thats not loyal to us |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | of course they tell the tuth about us, so they must go.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We can bomb CNN here...and maybe here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We can send KellyAnne in witha suicide vest, but... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Of course, they refuse to let her in.. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | you mean to tell me that we cant |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...get ANYONE in there? Maybe Flynn? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Trumpler... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | About that... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Flynns been caught fucking with with the russians |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | CNN knows...youre gonna have to shitcan his ass |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | ok, all you butt kissers out...just the high ranking cocksuckers can stay... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU SAID HE WAS OK!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU SAID WE WOULDNT GET BUSTED!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHY I LISTEN TO YOU SHITASSES IS BEYOND ME! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I SWEAR IF THEY FIND OUT ABOUT THE SEX SHIT... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HEY...he told you to piss on him |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | OHH IM GONNA HAVE A BIRD...YOU ALL SUCK |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I HIRED YOU BILLIONAIRES BECAUSE US RICH FUCKS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BUT NOT IF YOU CANT COVER OUR ASSES!!!!!!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but Putin promised to help us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OH YEAH!?!?!?!? BY DOING FLYBYS AND PUTTING SPYSHIPS BY OUR BASES?????!?!?!?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he PROMISED!!!! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU MORONS COULDNT FIND YOUR ASSES IF YOU USED BOTH HANDS!!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "DRAIN THE SWAMP" |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | JESUS, this might mean IMPEACHMENT... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IF I GO, YOU COCKKNOCKERS DO TOO! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I GUAREN-FUCKING-TEE IT, BITCHES! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | GOD I should NEVER have taken this job...its nothing like being CEO.. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Nobody listens, judges block my executive orders...what the hell??? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WHAN I SAY SOMETHING, IT SHOULD BE LIKE GOD SPOKE!!!!!!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | BUT NOOO! Its like some fucking democracy, or some shit... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | well you fuck nuggets better figure it out.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | im not going easily... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I told ALL my golf buddies, I'd do this president gig... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | well at least.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I still have Ivanka to ...OHH I mean MELANIA to cuddle with! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | this is going to ruin the trip to Thailand now... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fuck my life... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Jesus, Spicer can't even spin the GOOD stuff |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Hes gonna have a stroke |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | im sure they got rid of the shit and piss videos... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | well shit... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | at least we made a shit ton of money with the moves we made already |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We have that going for us |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Yeah Son |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I HOPE they dont find out about all the deals I made with Putin under the table..if THAT got out... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | i'd be fucked after I got out of here... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now fuck off |
