00:00 - 00:03 | The Street Knowledge test is administered by the City Cooncil |
00:04 - 00:05 | In Part 1 candidates have to show knowledge of street names |
00:05 - 00:07 | In Part 2 they have to give the locations of places of interest in the city |
00:08 - 00:12 | In Part 3 they have to describe the best routes between two points in the city |
00:12 - 00:15 | And Part 4 is a Highway Code Test |
00:17 - 00:19 | Good, stops the public being ripped of |
00:19 - 00:21 | To many cowboys do that in other towns |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
00:27 - 00:28 | I have to report
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00:31 - 00:33 | Its now possible to get a Private Hire Licence |
00:34 - 00:36 | Without sitting a Street Knowledge Test |
00:53 - 00:58 | McKain, Gordon, Bolton, Crocket, you four stay here |
01:13 - 01:15 | I fucking warned you this would happen |
01:15 - 01:17 | when that cunt Marshall took his case to court |
01:18 - 01:23 | For fucks sake, couldnt you see it coming? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Inverness fucking Taxis |
01:29 - 01:31 | Fucking teuchters the lot of them |
01:31 - 01:34 | Street knowledge test too hard for them, lets just take the Cooncil to court |
01:34 - 01:37 | Fuck the Cooncil, we'll do it our way |
01:37 - 01:40 | Why the fuck should we have to sit and study and learn like everyone else? |
01:40 - 01:43 | Mein Fuhrer, we now have s64 of Air Weapons (Scotland) Act in place |
01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck s64 of the fucking Air fucking Weapons fucking Scotland Act |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, it's now the law |
01:48 - 01:52 | Too late. Do you know how many of those tossers have got their PH licences for three years? |
01:53 - 01:54 | Too fucking many |
01:56 - 01:57 | Everyone told you |
01:57 - 02:00 | Everyone in the trade warned you this would happen |
02:00 - 02:03 | But you rolled over and and let them shaft you with a fucking great strap-on |
02:04 - 02:06 | Theyve even set up an office on Crown Street. |
02:08 - 02:09 | They park outside |
02:10 - 02:11 | on double yellow lines day and night |
02:12 - 02:14 | whenever they want |
02:13 - 02:15 | and the cops do fuck all about it |
02:16 - 02:18 | Why didn't you see this coming? Everyone else did. |
02:19 - 02:20 | Everyone but you bunch of fucking numpties |
02:26 - 02:27 | So thats it for the trade now |
02:30 - 02:31 | Shire taxis pluffing all over town |
02:32 - 02:33 | Yellow plates pluffing at heliports, |
02:34 - 02:35 | red plates pluffing wherever the fucking they like |
02:41 - 02:42 | How the hell did this happen? |
02:42 - 02:47 | It used to be so simple. You were an office car or you worked the ranks |
02:47 - 02:52 | You were yellow, green or red, but everyone had to pass the same test |
02:53 - 02:54 | You never even saw a blue plate in town |
02:56 - 02:57 | They wouldnt have fucking dared to be a blue plate in town |
02:59 - 03:01 | Hackney Sergeant would have been on them like a ton of bricks |
03:04 - 03:08 | Its okay Aileen, you probably wont even be re-elected in May |
03:14 - 03:15 | Maybe I worry about it too much |
03:17 - 03:21 | And weve still got the WAV policy to implement from next year |
03:24 - 03:26 | Its all fucked |
03:31 - 03:33 | I hear, Uber will soon be here |
03:39 - 03:45 | At least thats a good German word, even though theyre from America |
03:45 - 03:47 | and just a poxy booking App |
03:52 - 03:54 | Can someone call me a taxi |