00:00 - 00:02 | No offence beautiful, but I'm a bit camera shy |
00:02 - 00:04 | Go talk to that guy |
00:05 - 00:06 | What up sexy lady, how ya doing? |
00:07 - 00:08 | Hi |
00:08 - 00:11 | You seem a bit drunk, are you okay? |
00:12 - 00:13 | Ofc, I'm drunk! |
00:13 - 00:16 | I just drank a bottle of vodka poured by a midget covered in glitter |
00:16 - 00:18 | Do you work for Joe and the Juice? |
00:18 - 00:21 | No, I work for Barresso.. but if I have to be honest.. |
00:21 - 00:25 | I fucking hate it.. Our coffee sucks. |
00:25 - 00:27 | Dont tell my boss this.. |
00:28 - 00:29 | But I'm about to quit! |
00:30 - 00:33 | The other day I had to clean the toilet after some kid shat all over it.. |
00:34 - 00:37 | He had to much of our coffee.. so fuck my life.. |
00:37 - 00:38 | Do you know Joe is hiring staff right now? |
00:39 - 00:41 | Hiring new juicers |
00:41 - 00:44 | Hiring new juicers? |
00:44 - 00:46 | And they have their anual show-off here tonight! |