| 00:00 - 00:05 | it started back in 1983 when he came forward |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | alleging to have seen a UFO in a field |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | and then his hair went grey. one strand, |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | and then he got a top secret clearance and told bullets were cheap |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | and got to watch a ufo montage for fifteen minutes. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | and then called his mum but got cut off |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | and then he allegedly got played his phone call |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | and given a multiple choice reprimand for some reason |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | so then he gets a phone call |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | and the MiB show up and they go to an underground base |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and get him a hamburger |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | then he meets E.T. and told to strive to remember |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | leaves the Air Force |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | co-authors a book |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | complete with his military records |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and he boasts about it |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | boasts about OPTI/RET BURN/EXP |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | and how he is a lightning rod for ufos |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | aliens came into his bedroom, so he decided to fall asleep! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | so the book comes out , he does well out it, people admire him |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | believe he is a big hero |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | big UFO celebrity, above the law, narcissistic , loud ,annoying |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | and then he makes a lot of noise about John Lennon |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | and all this stuff he happens to have. This and that, lots. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | makes a lot of noise, check me out, |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Lennon was my special friend, yada yada...so |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | he uploads a photo of them both |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and they are the same height |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | anyway, he releases his handwriting on EMN |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | HIS LETTER EVIDENCE |
| 02:05 - 02:06 | for breaching Privacy law |
| 02:05 - 02:06 | The Unicorn and Pokemon..... |
| 02:05 - 02:06 | so now he is in trouble |
| 02:05 - 02:06 | attempted fraud and the police |
| 02:05 - 02:06 | want to speak to him now |
| 02:05 - 02:06 | and he might be charged |
| 02:05 - 02:06 | with multiple offences |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | ITS FAKE |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | so was the phone call home |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | so his handwriting samples were compared |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | to the Beatles letters of provenance for items he sold |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | and his writing was also compared to his documents and military records |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | ------- |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | and his documents were in his own handwriting |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | and for the Charlie Lennon items he sold though Cameo |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | which was raided by trading standards |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | So he got pissed off that his own handwriting debunked him |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | after a long 33 year career |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | and so he went to a lawyer about defamation to his business |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | and claimed they killed the Unicorn and released the Pokemon |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | back into the wild...................... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | then everyone got a letter saying he was litigating in person |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | to raise cash he put more fake items up for auction |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | but the sales were stopped in time so no cash for him |
