| 00:00 - 00:05 | I was up in Scotland last weekend |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Watching at Knockhill - it was fantastic |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | There was some very quick lads out there |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Then I saw Nigel Feeney |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | You'll never guess what he was driving ... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | EVO !!!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | A bloody EVO !!!!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I couldn't believe my eyes !!!!! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | EVO !!! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | What planet must he be on ?? |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I thought it had no engine |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | It was so slow |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | The time keepers |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | had to use a calender not a stopwatch |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And guess what it looks like ..... |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | A TAXI !!! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | a black and white EVO taxi |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | i almost pissed myself laughing |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and get this ...... there's more |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | he thought the problem was his tyres |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So he bought some new ones |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | he might as well have used continental |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But then I hear |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | He is entered in the North West Stages |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | sponsored by John Stone |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Have you seen the entry list ? |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | An Evo ..... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | An Evo .... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | With that bloke Bardy... yes Tony Bardy |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | An EVO !! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | What hope ... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | does he have .... ? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | My mum could have gone faster ! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | in a rickshaw with two flat tyres |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I was thinking he had run out of petrol |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Had he not ? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | No he had plenty .... |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He just wasn't that good ..... |
| 02:40 - 02:45 | I'm crying just thinking about it again... where is my tissue ? |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | What a laugh we had.... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Are you going to watch the North West ? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Oh Yes - me and a few mates are heading to Blackpool |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | We wouldn't miss it for the world |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I think he will get burried |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | It looks like a Taxi |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | If it goes up the Prom.... |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | he might get people stopping him for a ride |
