| 00:00 - 00:03 | There were at least 10 of us playing bingo tonight. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Lots of Germans, Austrians, French, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and even Spanish joined forces. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We positioned our group in the bleachers right in front of the big screen. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Some of us didn't really have boards but were there for moral support. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It was Cristina's birthday, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | so surely we won something. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | None of us won absolutely anything. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Not even the funky futon. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone who didn't play or didn't have a board out of the room immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW THE FUCK DIDN'T WE WIN SHIT?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We are no less than all the other idiots there so why did we leave with our pockets empty?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh my actual freaking God... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Not even the ugly futon, you said! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Not even an ugly futon that we'd rather not even have! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You are the least lucky idiots I've ever met in my entire life! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | These have to be the worst Bingo results ever, oh my God! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, Stefan was 1 slot away from winning a regular and... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And why the fuck does that matter, you unbelievable, blithering idiot?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, Fernando was 4 slots away from a blackout! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And did any of them actually win anything? No! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Not a fucking prize! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I bet the ones who won were the idiots |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | who couldn't even understand the basic rules of the game. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and claimed bingo with the wrong fucking figures! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I cannot believe the Americans took all the prizes when they're rich as fuck! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have yet to meet an American who DOESN'T have the latest iPhone! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why would someone who can pay for $240,000 education |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | need a $800 discount for a Senior year trip to the Bahamas? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We didn't even want to go to the Bahamas. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But, for God's sake, that camera could've been ours! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And so could the iPad Air. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking hell... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't believe our best score was being 1 slot away from a regular. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We didn't even win the tickets for the stupid American sports matches. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Sports, I might add, with the dumbest names. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They dare call it "football" like it makes sense, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | when all they do is throw an egg around! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Oh, c'mon Cris, it's not the end of the world. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have known we'd lose |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | when the only Brazilian guy of the two people we have didn't even have a board. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They're the luckiest. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That's how they won so many World Cups. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They were our best shot and Jessica didn't even play, but I guess it doesn't matter now, does it? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I bet the guy who won the iPhone didn't even open it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What a fucking waste... |
